Oh, you're a dude! Well, I would consider Vaseline Intensive Care (and Dove tbh) to be pretty unisex in smell since they're both unscented (I'm pretty sure Vaseline actually IS unisex, or at least has a male-marketed analog), but in case you care about such things I'll also observe that I find original Right Guard to basically be a man-smell version of the same thing - smells gross when you spray it but like nothing after you've been wearing it a few minutes.