frith: Glowering pony in an apron, "BAKE" in all caps (FIM Mrs Cake BAKE)
frith ([personal profile] frith) wrote in [personal profile] darkoshi 2024-09-09 01:41 pm (UTC)

Knobs were too reliable
Pads are easier to clean
Clients should be pliable
Resigned, gullible and green
Coming back to the store
As often as we please

So good to see you!
Why repair when you can buy
We have it in baby blue
Chartreuse and Wi-fi
Let us put you at your ease
Pay with credit, this'll be a breeze
Yet another happy victim
Of industrial disease.

The LED timer on my 2nd hand microwave does not light up (probably has a corroded wire) and my oven no longer powers the bottom element but at least the touch pads still work. Baking at 350°F is going to be slow!

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