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My brain drives me crazy.

Went to Pride fest in late afternoon, before grocery shopping. Blue sunglasses. Swinging. Blue sky. No need to do it again. But I like swinging, when I'm swinging.

I was enjoying this song, before I looked up the lyrics.

crickety crickety crick

This year, I've been having more of a problem with crickets in the house than I've had with cockroaches. I prefer the crickets, but *why* would crickets keep coming into the house?

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Menstrual humor...

"In a fantasy world where men menstruate, there would be bragging rights for men about ‘how much and for how long’. Champion sportsmen would be used to brand tampons with their names. Phrases like ‘he is a three-pad man’ would be common." From here.

"Blackbeard Brand Rugged Tampons... Fer pluggin' the bloody hole afore th'sharks smell ye!"
Amusing advertisement found here.

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