I don't have a new phone, do I?

Hah. Here's something funny to try. On your phone, start a comment, and using the predictive text feature (assuming your phone does that), keep clicking on the middle word.
Mine went like this:

Thanks for the update and for the record I have a new phone and I don't want to be a part of the team and I will be there at the same time I don't have a new phone and I will be there at the same time I don't have a new phone and I will be there at the same time

Alternately, you can randomly hit any of the suggested words each time, or hit them in a certain pattern, and see what comes out.