fighting an imaginary enemy with front pockets on my shirt

frocket: a front pocket, usually on a shirt.

sciamachy: an act or instance of fighting a shadow or an imaginary enemy.
sciamachy: shadow-boxing; fighting that is futile or make-believe.

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My shirt, it has two frockets; two frockets has my shirt. And has the shirt not two frockets, then is it not my shirt.

(allusion)

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I cut my hair short today because my reflection was bothering me. Otherwise I would have waited til the weather was warmer. Now my head feels cold so I put a rag on it.