![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
Lovely user answer to a question posted on Amazon about the "Twin Draft Guard Extreme Door Guard":
How about them windows?
asked by r.a. on January 1, 2014
Them windows, so distant, so hard to know. I remember once, way back, talking to them windows as they sat on the steps at the end of the day, smoking a cigarette and looking at nothing in particular. "Hey," I said, cautious but loud enough for them to here. "You look lonely." ...
hb answered on January 2, 2014
[click above link to read the rest]
The same person also left this product review on the same item:
If Hades had been guarded by Cerberus with the same vigor and vigilance with which the Extreme Door Guard guards my door, then Heracles would have been devoured like so much Purina puppy chow.
I'm not convinced it's an authentic/unpaid review, but it gave me a smile.
How about them windows?
asked by r.a. on January 1, 2014
Them windows, so distant, so hard to know. I remember once, way back, talking to them windows as they sat on the steps at the end of the day, smoking a cigarette and looking at nothing in particular. "Hey," I said, cautious but loud enough for them to here. "You look lonely." ...
hb answered on January 2, 2014
[click above link to read the rest]
The same person also left this product review on the same item:
If Hades had been guarded by Cerberus with the same vigor and vigilance with which the Extreme Door Guard guards my door, then Heracles would have been devoured like so much Purina puppy chow.
I'm not convinced it's an authentic/unpaid review, but it gave me a smile.