you need a laugh. watch this, really.
Tuesday, October 11th, 2016 10:59 pmVideo title: LuckyTV: Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton(...)
Posted by: DWDD
URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8Wde1fFvPg
How about them windows?
Friday, July 3rd, 2015 12:39 pmLovely user answer to a question posted on Amazon about the "Twin Draft Guard Extreme Door Guard":
How about them windows?
asked by r.a. on January 1, 2014
Them windows, so distant, so hard to know. I remember once, way back, talking to them windows as they sat on the steps at the end of the day, smoking a cigarette and looking at nothing in particular. "Hey," I said, cautious but loud enough for them to here. "You look lonely." ...
hb answered on January 2, 2014
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The same person also left this product review on the same item:
If Hades had been guarded by Cerberus with the same vigor and vigilance with which the Extreme Door Guard guards my door, then Heracles would have been devoured like so much Purina puppy chow.
I'm not convinced it's an authentic/unpaid review, but it gave me a smile.
How about them windows?
asked by r.a. on January 1, 2014
Them windows, so distant, so hard to know. I remember once, way back, talking to them windows as they sat on the steps at the end of the day, smoking a cigarette and looking at nothing in particular. "Hey," I said, cautious but loud enough for them to here. "You look lonely." ...
hb answered on January 2, 2014
[click above link to read the rest]
The same person also left this product review on the same item:
If Hades had been guarded by Cerberus with the same vigor and vigilance with which the Extreme Door Guard guards my door, then Heracles would have been devoured like so much Purina puppy chow.
I'm not convinced it's an authentic/unpaid review, but it gave me a smile.
hopping down the bunny trail
Friday, April 10th, 2015 01:03 amAt my work, we are transitioning to using Git in place of SVN. During a recent meeting, one of our techs mentioned that using TortoiseGit, it had taken half an hour to download the files for just 2 of our projects. One of the BAs retorted, "Isn't there some other tool, like HareGit maybe, that would be faster?"
yo baby yo
Thursday, March 12th, 2015 08:24 pmAt the ObGyn office today, I glanced across at a display of brochures. Mostly pregnancy-related stuff, female incontinence, IUDs, how to deal with twins, prenatal something or other... then an odd one caught my attention.
The brochure's cover read "This is my baby / right now", and had a photo of a woman pushing a swing... but with a strange thing in the swing. It looked sort of like a fancy camera. Definitely not a baby. Eh? Why is there a camera in the swing? Is she taking videos with a swinging camera? Where's the baby? I didn't get it. The brochure said "Skyla" on it, and I made a mental note to look it up later.
So I did, and Skyla is a type of IUD. The top of the brochure says, "Up to 3 years of continuous birth control", but I didn't see that part before. The image might have made more sense had I read that part.
The brochure's cover read "This is my baby / right now", and had a photo of a woman pushing a swing... but with a strange thing in the swing. It looked sort of like a fancy camera. Definitely not a baby. Eh? Why is there a camera in the swing? Is she taking videos with a swinging camera? Where's the baby? I didn't get it. The brochure said "Skyla" on it, and I made a mental note to look it up later.
So I did, and Skyla is a type of IUD. The top of the brochure says, "Up to 3 years of continuous birth control", but I didn't see that part before. The image might have made more sense had I read that part.
in stitches
Monday, March 3rd, 2014 11:51 pmNothing else I've read in quite a while has had me laughing as much as this has.
LARP Trek (Wherein the crew of TNG LARP DS9)
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Sunday, September 29th, 2013 12:52 amHooks that help you carry stuff with true ease - Attention working people! When you are exhausted and on your way home from work, you will be so glad that you own the “Hooks that help you carry stuff with true ease”!
You can attach these “Hooks that help you carry stuff with true ease” to a pole for hanging straps and comfortably stay on your feet without using your hand.
I also came across a heated mouse, which actually sounds like a good idea.
You can attach these “Hooks that help you carry stuff with true ease” to a pole for hanging straps and comfortably stay on your feet without using your hand.
I also came across a heated mouse, which actually sounds like a good idea.
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Saturday, March 9th, 2013 03:05 pmandrewducker posted this link a little while back, and it's ever-so-appropriate:Pictures from a developer's life
nap-time already?
Sunday, February 10th, 2013 04:13 pmI'm about ready to take my shower now. It's 4pm and I'm still in pajamas. But at least I've been up since before noon. I didn't go to bed until after 5am, so I would have liked to have slept longer, but it wasn't working out that way.
Qiao, on the other hand, went to bed way earlier than me. He just got up out of bed a little while ago, and now is already lying down in the recliner. I asked him what he had accomplished to warrant him taking a nap already?
His reply:
"I got up!"
"I took 2 dumps!"
"I took my pills and let the dogs inside!"
Qiao, on the other hand, went to bed way earlier than me. He just got up out of bed a little while ago, and now is already lying down in the recliner. I asked him what he had accomplished to warrant him taking a nap already?
His reply:
"I got up!"
"I took 2 dumps!"
"I took my pills and let the dogs inside!"
Barack Obama Singing SexyBack by Justin Timberlake (ft. Joe Biden)
Thursday, January 24th, 2013 01:14 amVideo title: Barack Obama Singing SexyBack by Justin Timberlake (ft. Joe Biden)
Posted by: baracksdubs
URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSWxMli6Xvw
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Tuesday, January 15th, 2013 03:38 pmchestnuts roasting
Saturday, December 15th, 2012 07:09 pmVideo title: Christmas Sweatz (a Song)
Posted by: Rhett & Link
URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at68PMbgyhw
Video title: EPIC RAP BATTLE of MANLINESS
Posted by: Rhett & Link
URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EzDRpkfaO4
Jazz for Cows
Sunday, October 21st, 2012 12:24 amy m i yupso late
Thursday, August 2nd, 2012 12:29 amokays, my nails look much more attractive to me now that I can see their whites again.
next time I'll leave the whites bare to begin with.
i wonder what it would look like to only put a circle of polish on each nail.
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becuz of 'ze scoooombahhggggggg brrrrrrrrrain!
next time I'll leave the whites bare to begin with.
i wonder what it would look like to only put a circle of polish on each nail.
.
becuz of 'ze scoooombahhggggggg brrrrrrrrrain!
unexpected search result
Saturday, March 24th, 2012 08:15 amGo to Google.com and slowly type in (type it in; don't copy and paste) "do a/c cages work?"
building a tardis
Sunday, February 5th, 2012 02:47 amVideo title: I built a TARDIS
Posted by: sillysparrowness
URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtWUrJU46M8
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d_c_mIn case you've been considering the rewarding joy of having a pigeon companion, this photo shows the minimum standard of accommodation that they will expect you to provide.
